Corrupt A Wish Game

Corrupt a wish game.
Point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt it.

Example.

(My post) I wish i could bang Rihanna.

(Replier) Granted, but she has AIDS and you die 2 days later.

In the holiday mood i've decided to invent this game. Here's what you must do.

You must wish for something materialistic (Meaning you can touch it) from Santa. But the person who posts below you must Grant it, but do something to it so you are harmed.

Examples:

{Wish} I wish i had a PS3

Granted, but the day you unwrap it it explodes and puts you in the Hospital.

dear santa, i would like a one legged hooker.

Granted, but she has Vaginacular (Made up word) Cancer and you die.

Dear Santa, i wish that my Photoshop Wasnt fucking shot.

wish granted, but it shoots you.

Ure Supposed to make a wish Nev.

I wish that when I ask this girl out, she'll say yes.

Granted, but she dumps you 2 seconds later.

I wish i had a Never Run out Soda Fountain/

Granted, but it comes plugged with a soda cap and you can't remove it.

I wish I could fly....(music plays)

Granted, but the air is filoled with a Deadly Nerve gas

I wish my girlfriend would let her sister in on our "Bedtimes" (If you Catch my drift)

Granted, but you fell asleep, suffered a random concussion, and can't remember that one in a life time night.

I wsih for fame, fortune, and money.

Granted, but you get robbed and killed the next day, and your Family testifies against you in Rape, Domestic Abuse, and molestation Cases against men.

I wish that i had a Magical 4some with Beyonce, Rihanna and B. Spears, and NONE of them have any type of Disease, and they know how to "Polish the Meat"

Granted, only if you had spelled correctly. Since your stupidity was shown in the post above, now every chick out there avoids you in every possible way.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, and you live a dull and boring life and die alone with 500 Dogs.

I wish that Rihanna was my girlfriend and we made a sex tape.

Granted, but you get arrested for copyright enfridgement. At your court hearing, Rhianna accuses you of rape as well. In the end, you go to jail with Paris Hilton and as an added bonus, you must forcefully listen to her soundtrack over and over again. Oh, did I mention? Your jail sentance is for life.

I wish that every hot chick in the world to want me in that they'd do anything to give me pleasure.

Granted, but Scientists create a clone of you and they iimediately start having sex with the clone.

Wish i had a Magical Racing Motorcycle.

Granted, but.... Wait... What? Um... THE HAMMAH OF JUSTICE JUST DESTROYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could have one wish that can't go negitive.

Granted, but it goes positive. HIV Positive.

Wish i was a Trillionaire.

Granted but what you invest it in looses you all your money.
I wish for turtle beach X31s

lol, what a stupid game... XD

Granted, but this game is just too epic.

I wish I were a superhero.

granted, but 1 day while yr flyin a bird pooz on yr head, then u crash, epic FAIL.

I wish my bros kids stop hittin (seriously im mean it)

Granted, but somehow, nobody understood your spelling and you've been banished off the island for good. Your brother's kids died when they blew up your entire family in Bahgdad. Now you are accused of the one behind it all and you run away to the far land of Neverland. Coincidentally, Michael Jackson is still alive and you live with him, get married in Cali, and your life is completely screwed for the rest of your life. Eventually, you die from AIDs before there was a cure (which Michael Jackson gets) and no one shows up to your funeral.

I wish this game would stop.

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Granted, but somehow, nobody understood your spelling and you've been banished off the island for good. Your brother's kids died when they blew up your entire family in Bahgdad. Now you are accused of the one behind it all and you run away to the far land of Neverland. Coincidentally, Michael Jackson is still alive and you live with him, get married in Cali, and your life is completely screwed for the rest of your life. Eventually, you die from AIDs before there was a cure (which Michael Jackson gets) and no one shows up to your funeral.

even if this is a game, thats tight what you sed, im there uncle and u sayin that in front of me is kinda stupid. and the mj thing, dude i already got a girlfriend who i might get married to.
i think it is only AERO that gets wat im sayin i always talk to him on msn like this and he understands.

granted this game stop for a second but starts again.

Dude.... It's just a game. Relax... If you got a problem, the complaint office is 500 miles that'a way.

I wish MastaZ would relax and have fun.